Under no circumstances can I say this is not ridiculously funny.
WOODSTOCK - THEN AND NOW~~~~
Bobbi and Nick Ercoline, both 64, of Pine Bush, N.Y., hold a photo of themselves at Woodstock 44 years ago. The photo graced the album cover of the Woodstock soundtrack and became an iconic image of the festival~~~~~
How many times can you wear it between washes?
Huh. I think this is the most important thing I’ve ever reblogged.
"My friend came up to me and said: ‘Alfredo! There’s some guy over there jerking off in front of women and kids.’ So I ran up to this guy, and I said: ‘What the hell do you think you’re doing? Put your shit back in your pants and get the fuck out of the park!’ And he stood up, and he got in my face, and he started to say: ‘Fuck you!’ But after he said ‘fuck,’ and before he said ‘you,’ I clocked him right in the face and knocked him out. When the cops came, I told them the story, and they said: ‘You better get out of here before the boss gets here.’ So I left the park, but this guy’s tooth was lodged in my hand. And he had some sort of infection. Cause two days later, my legs swell up like balloons, and I’ve barely been able to walk since."
Why do the movies never show us this Spider-Man?